Bless Your Heart

Me: Ya know what’s weird?

Thomas: Yah.

Me:  Shut up.  You know that gets old.

Thomas:  No it doesn’t.

Me:  Ya, you’re right, it doesn’t.

Hysterical laughter ensues by both of us. 

Me:  You picked me.

Thomas:  Bless my heart.

Me:  I do make your life interesting.

Thomas:  That’s one word for it.