Girls Will Be Boys

I swear I have boys.  

 I’ve had to drive with the windows down today and one of them keeps walking into the room I am in and leaving me a gift.  I threatened to put this on Facebook and my blog to get them to stop and they just laughed.  Well, here you go girls.  This is as close as I can get to putting a sign around your neck and making you stand on the corner.  I am that kind of mother.

The little one just said, “I think I crapped my pants.”  I just taught the girls a new word, “shart” and tomorrow I will probably be buying them new underwear.

The middle one just said, “You’ve got classy daughters.”