If you are familiar with the t.v. show, “Modern Family”, you
will find this more interesting than others.
The following is the text exchange I had with Thomas in
Sam’s Club yesterday:
Me:
R u here?
Thomas: Not quite
Me:
I’m inside. Groceries first, then
food. Find me and pretend that u don’t
know me and try 2 get a date.
Thomas: I hate that.
Thomas: Hate it.
Me:
I don’t care. Do it anyway. U never do anything I want. J
Thomas: SHUT UP!!!
Me:
Checking out. Do u have
anything? Donde esta?
Me:
Get out of the electronics.
Me:
Do you know how you should pick me up?
Compliment my wardrobe.
As I was writing that last line I saw Thomas walking
up. I pushed send and at the same time he
said, “Those are really nice pajama pants.”
It’s like we’ve been together 22 years.
Well, he’s no Phil Dumphy, but I can train him. We’ll try again, maybe in the grocery store
reaching for the same bag of grapes.
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