Saturday, May 4, 2013

I Gotta Be Symmetrical


Me:  Hey, can you smell my left armpit and then smell my right armpit?

Thomas:  No.

Me:  No, really, it will only take a second.

Thomas:  No

Me:  Why not?

Thomas:  It’s an armpit, it’s going to smell.

Me:  Au contraire, therein lies the problem.  Only one of my armpits smells.  Here, smell.

Thomas:  Get your armpit out of my face.  If your armpit smells then put some deodorant on.

Me:  Aaah, another problem.  If only one of them smells then I only need to put deodorant on one armpit, but, I will only be able to smell the lovely scent of “Secret” coming from one side of my body so I’ll have to put it on the other armpit too.  That seems like a waste of goo, but if I didn’t than it wouldn’t be a symmetrical smell.

Thomas:  Do you try to make my brain hurt?

Me:  Do you think it’s abnormal that only one of my armpits smells?

Thomas:  If they both did then that would be the first normal thing about you.

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