Me: Hey, can you
smell my left armpit and then smell my right armpit?
Thomas: No.
Me: No, really, it
will only take a second.
Thomas: No
Me: Why not?
Thomas: It’s an
armpit, it’s going to smell.
Me: Au contraire, therein
lies the problem. Only one of my armpits
smells. Here, smell.
Thomas: Get your
armpit out of my face. If your armpit
smells then put some deodorant on.
Me: Aaah, another
problem. If only one of them smells then
I only need to put deodorant on one armpit, but, I will only be able to smell
the lovely scent of “Secret” coming from one side of my body so I’ll have to
put it on the other armpit too. That
seems like a waste of goo, but if I didn’t than it wouldn’t be a symmetrical
smell.
Thomas: Do you try to
make my brain hurt?
Me: Do you think it’s
abnormal that only one of my armpits smells?
Thomas: If they both
did then that would be the first normal thing about you.
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