Saturday, May 4, 2013

I Know Something You Don't


Thomas got a new bumper sticker and placed it right in the middle of the kitchen window so I wouldn’t miss seeing it.

“I don’t need Wikipedia.  My wife knows everything.”

Well, Mr. Thomas Vance…..

I KNOW you don’t need that bumper sticker to tell you I KNOW EVERYTHING, because I WILL just tell you. 

I also KNOW where you’ll be sleeping tonight.

You’re funny.

And, I found another bumper sticker for you, “Happy wife.  Happy life.  Smart Husband.”

Now I’m funny.

This is a bumper sticker for my friend, Jennie, and all the other military wives (and husbands) out there.  “I’m a military wife.  What’s your super power?”

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