Saturday, May 4, 2013

I Paid A Lot Of Money For These Highlights


I’m working the lunch room at the elementary school today and most of the kids have left the cafeteria.  I see one of my favorite kids hanging back shoving the last bit of food into their mouth.

I called out across the room a big hello and the response was, “Hey, what’s wrong with your hair?”

Today I had my hair pulled back into a ponytail.  It was rainy and muggy outside.

Me:  Yah, I know it looks terrible.  The weather makes it frizz out.

Kid:  No, it’s all white right here. (Points at temples.)

All the remaining kids in the cafeteria turned and looked at me.

Me:  I like to call it natural highlights. (Die laughing.)

I guess this means I am in need of a dye job if a kid, not one of my own, is pointing it out.

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