Thomas was living on the edge tonight. He introduced me to two of his colleagues
that he admires greatly. I did not
disappoint him and waited a full 25 minutes before I told them my favorite word
– vagina. Thomas just shook his head. Like he didn’t know that was going to come
out.
His friend, Jason, said he was quite surprised by me, because he
expected to meet a Thomas with hair. I
am without a doubt, not a Thomas. Who
would want to be married to someone that was exactly like you? I bring excitement to his life and he bails
me out of jail…..mom, don’t worry….i wasn’t in jail….as far as you know. Fun night!!!!
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