I've Got Style And A Man

I was walking to the van after picking up Liv from 1^st Communion rehearsal and I was talking to my friend Kristen and her son, who was also receiving 1^st Communion.

Boy:  Are you wearing pajama bottoms?

Me:  No, these are leisure pants.

Boy:  They’re pajama bottoms.

Me:  Nope, leisure pants.

This went on for a bit and then the boy turns to me and says…..

Boy:  Well, I guess it’s okay because you’re already married.

Well, girls and ladies, you heard it here first.  If you want to find a husband do not wear “leisure pants” all around town.

Other kinds of lingerie might be okay.