Sunday, May 5, 2013

Making Lists is Stupid



Is anyone able to just buy what is on their list when they go to the store?

Wal-Mart and Target are very dangerous places for me.

Shortly after moving here I made friends with one of the guys in Wal-Mart.  His name is Darrol.  He recently retired from a job that he had worked for over 40 years and found that he was bored at home.  Well, good news for Wal-Mart because everyone loves Darrol and he puts forward a positive vibe that makes people come back.  Even if his line is the longest, I will still choose it and not because he calls me a “pretty young thing”, although, that doesn’t hurt.

After a few times of “over-purchasing”, I shared with Darrol that I never kept to just the items on my list.  He told me that the next time I came in to grab him and he would walk me around the store and keep me from those extra purchases.

I’ve never taken him up on that offer, but when I check out he will take my list to see  how many spontaneous buys I made.  He will actually count them and then shame me or try to shame me, because we all know I have no shame.

Soooo, I figured out how to get around this little problem, besides just not going to his line.  NOW I DON’T MAKE A LIST.  HA!  If he has nothing to compare the items on the conveyer belt too, then he can’t give me a hard time.  When asked about things that some people, namely Thomas, might seem to think are unnecessary I always have a plausible reason for why I need to have them.  He often raises his eyebrow at  me.

The down side, I often forget things I really need and then have to make another trip to the store.  Usually it’s food, you know, so I can feed my children.  When this happens I go to the grocery store, then Darrol can’t make fun of me.

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