My Favorite Body Part

The Facebook Post:

Olivia:  Mom, what’s your favorite body part?

Me:  Well……

Olivia:  I know.  It’s your mouth so you can always be talking.

The real conversation went like this.

Olivia:  Mom, what’s your favorite body part?

Me:  Well…..

Olivia:  Don’t say your vagina, butt, boobs or…..arm pits.

Me:  Why would I say those?

Olivia:  Mom (sigh) you always say vagina.

Me:  Well, if I can’t say those I don’t know what I’ll say.

Olivia:  I know.  It’s your mouth so you can always be talking.

Bingo!

And the vagina.