My Ideal Reader

Every time I write a new post I ask Thomas if he has read it and, if so, did he “like” it.  I ask him this ALL the time!!!  I have once again found something that is slowly driving him insane.  It’s so easy. 

Stephen King says you need to write for your “Ideal Reader”; Thomas is mine.  We have come to the agreement that he will read what I write and then click the “like” button, we mostly agree to this so I will stop bugging him so often because then I know he has read it. 

So now when I talk to him about the post and ask him if he REALLY likes it he just smiles and tells me I’ll never know because he’s supposed to click “like” no matter what.  WTH?  He can’t do that.  I think he has found something that is slowly driving me insane.  Do you like THIS post, Thomas?  Do ya?  Bite me!