Normal?

Me:  Do you think I’m crazy?

Aud:  Have you met yourself?

Me:  Um, yah, and I’m awesome!  But seriously,…crazy?  Not crazy?

Aud:  Well, that’s a yes and no question.

Me:  Explain.

Aud:  When you’re tired or mad you’re just like the rest of us, normal.  But when you are yourself, you’re crazy.

I can live with that.