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I walked into the kitchen tonight and Aud and Em were in the family room.  Aud was watching television and Em was studying for finals, but keeping an ear toward the show.  I heard Em ask Aud what was going on. 

“He was going to get spayed,” Aud told her.

“If he’s a guy he’ll get neutered,” Em responded.

I asked the girls what show they were watching and they told me “Modern Family”.  I then asked them who was going to get neutered. 

“The weird guy married to the blonde lady,” they both said. 

“Neutered?  He’s going to get neutered?” I asked. 

“Yah, but he didn’t.”

“Neutered.”  <shakes head>