There Really Is Only One Way

I always park in the second row when I pull into the parking lot of our grocery store.  Today there were no open spots.  I had to park down 4 more rows, which meant the closest door was on the left side of the building, not the normal right entrance that I always use.

You know what this means, right?  I was going backward through the store.  This really messes with your mind.  I’m not kidding.

I kept walking past the aisles that I needed to go down.  I was zig-zagging all over the place and I was getting super frustrated.  Finally, I got so fed up that I pushed all the way to the other end of the store so I could start from the correct door.  I even went out the door and came back in so that all was well with the world.  Who would start from the left anyway?  Obviously, the right entrance is the best!

One thing that I like to do when I walk through the grocery store is try to push my cart through all the narrow pathways.  I do this for two reasons:  #1 – to see if it will actually fit and #2 – to be totally impressed when it does fit.  Even when I smash the cart into the sides of the freezers and the poles it counts as still fitting.  I’m like a quality control tester. They should thank me and maybe put bumpers on the carts.