Friday, June 28, 2013

I Hate Effing Nature


I truly believe that as a good person you must warn others when you may possibly rip their head off.  Maybe a sign around your neck saying, “Do Not Disturb” or maybe it should read, “Disturbed Already, Back Away”.

So here is my warning:

If you value our friendship, I wouldn’t even say “hi” to me today.  If I see you at pick up don’t even make eye contact.  If I am dying of thirst, I don’t even want you to bring me a glass of water.  If you live with me, pretend you are a ghost.  Even if you are my very favorite person in the world, the McDonald’s guy, put the Coke on the porch, ring the doorbell and run away.

It’s one of those days, people.  One of those days.

Please no comments or “likes”, this was just a place to vent.  I know you care, but today….today….today it’s enough that I know you care and I know you hear me.  Send good thoughts, I’ll feel them and that will be all I need.  Thanks.

Also, I picked up a clod of dirt today and touched two worms, but you know what, they were the decoy because at the same time something bit me on my ankle.  I hate effing nature!!!!!

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