Questions To Ponder

Big questions of the day:

1.     A man should really have a “cave” when there are four very strong females in the house (not counting the two cats), right?

2.     It is normal for kids to be annoyed by their siblings and their parents ALL THE TIME?

3.     Moms nag constantly, right?

4.     Yelling happens a lot?

5.     The man in the cave should come out periodically to save someone from being strangled by another family member and ALWAYS side with his wife in front of the kids and then take her into another room and give her chocolate?

6.     Hiding from children is a coping mechanism?

7.     Homework is stupid and is the teacher’s way of payback for having your children all day?

8.     It is impossible to get kids ready for school in the morning with everyone cooperating?

9.     Margarita parties at 10am are normal (by the end of school you are sober for  pick up)?

10.   And the grand finale, one day the house will be quiet and we will miss the chaos?