Daughter: This new
leotard is going to make my abs look awesome and help me get all the guys!!!!
Different Daughter while watching Grey’s Anatomy and Dr.
Avery Jackson is changing his clothes: “Holy crap, look at his abs!!!!!!!!”
Another Different Daughter:
I know, right!!!!!!!!!
Me while on Amazon:
Hey Thomas, look at these chastity belts. They’re only $199.99. We could probably get a discount if we
purchase three.
Now before anybody gets into a tizzy about “kids these
days”, I want to point out that 26 years ago when I was 14 I was given
permission BY MY MOTHER to see a movie chaperoned by Kathy (my best friend’s
mom) with three other impressionable teens:
Cyndi, Steven, Matt.
During the volleyball scene of “Top Gun” I am quite certain
you could hear me saying, “Holy crap, look at those abs!!!!!” I also remember Kathy looking mortified
during the bedroom scene. “Take My
Breath Away” is still one of my favorite songs.
It’s really awful, but when I spout off things on my posts I
like to do a little research. And the
research I had to do for this next information was horrible. I had to force myself to look at these
pictures. The things I have to do for
you people. It’s torture.
All through time people have had sexiness right in front of
them. The following is a list of men who
have shown their abs either on the big screen, television, magazines, or photo
shoots. It’s been around forever people,
and it will continue.
George O’Brien – 1920s
Cary Grant – 1930s
Montgomery Clift – 1940s
Elvis Presley – 1950s until his death
Marlon Brando – 1951 – A Street Car Named Desire
Richard Burton – 1960s
Steve McQueen – 1963 – Time Magazine layout
Lee Majors – 1970s
Richard Gere – 1982 – An Officer and a Gentleman
Tom Selleck – 1980s – Did he ever wear a shirt?
A few of my favorites:
Will Smith – 1990s
The Rock
Ryan Gosling
Hugh Jackman
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