Bananas And Coconut Oil

Hanging with two of my Illinois besties tonight, and this is what I learned:

Suzie’s favorite fruit is a banana.

You should always have two bottles of coconut oil.

Some Grandma’s say the “eff” word.  I am going to be an excellent Grandma.

Being the designated driver can be a lot of fun, especially if you get to drive Suzie’s car.  It can go very fast.  I know this because I got home in the exact amount of time “the” Google maps said I would.  Maybe a little early, at one point I was doing 31 in a 30.  My true friends never let me drive, unless they’ve been drinking and have no other choice (this goes for Americans and Canadians).

There are different types of baths.

If you tell me you are from a family of 5 or more kids, the next question out of my mouth will be “Are you Catholic or Mormon?”  I will also send a prayer up for your very, very tired mom.

The phrase “I’m going outside my comfort zone,” is said a lot when people are around me.

There are people in this world that do not use a box to make cakes.  They actually make it from “scratch”.  These people are not normal.  I stand by my rule:  if I have to add ingredients, stir it and bake it in the oven, then it’s homemade.