Me: Are you watching
the Avengers?
Thomas: Yep.
Me: Cool. I like the Avengers.
Thomas: Who’s your
favorite character?
Me: To look at?
Thomas: No, actual
character.
Me: Well, Captain
America isn’t the cutest one and his outfit has got to go. I love looking at Thor, but he needs to wash
his hair and it’s all about the hammer.
He needs to branch out a bit. I
like the guy with the bow. A guy with a
bow makes me think of Legolas and he is hot, so I love guys with bows.
Thomas: Hawkeye is barely
an Avenger. I don’t even know why he’s
in the movie. Also, you are talking
about how they look not the character.
Me: Actually, I’m
giving a character description, which is very important in any book or
movie. It helps you understand the
character and where he’s coming from, who he is, and his goals, like maybe a
shower.
Thomas: <shakes
head>
Me: I suppose you
like the chick. What’s her name? Black Mamba?
Thomas: It’s Black
Widow. Black Mamba was Uma Thurman in
“Kill Bill”.
Me: I love “Kill
Bill”. She kicks the shit out of
everyone. I also think it’s funny that
the “Kung Fu” guy met his match and it was a girl. A woman will be the downfall of every good
man, except he wasn’t a good man. Well,
he was in “Kung Fu”, but not in “Kill Bill”.
So I’m not sure I can think it’s funny or get excited about The Cricket
getting his ass kicked. He should also
watch out for birds. Omg, I can’t
remember, does she do the pelican thing from “Karate Kid”? This is confusing me. What were we talking about?
Thomas: It’s
Grasshopper, and the Crane, and we were talking about Scarlett Johansson.
Me: Right…she doesn’t
really do it for me. Why are you
skipping scenes?
Thomas: I want to
watch her run?
Me: Of course, you
do. Do you want to watch Gloria on
Modern Family stir things AGAIN after you’re finished watching Scarlett run?
Thomas: No, not like
that. You have to watch her run. She’s probably the worst runner I have ever
seen. It’s hilarious. It looks like it might be the first time in
her life she’s ever run.
Me: Maybe it’s her
shoes. Anyway, I think I’m going to go
with Iron Man. He has cool toys.
Thomas: Me too. Iron Man and The Hulk.
Me: The Hulk?
Thomas: He’s
hilarious! He always wants to punch
things.
Olivia: Puny God.
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