Friday, December 27, 2013

Gloria Or Natasha


Me:  Are you watching the Avengers?

Thomas:  Yep.

Me:  Cool.  I like the Avengers.

Thomas:  Who’s your favorite character?

Me:  To look at?

Thomas:  No, actual character.

Me:  Well, Captain America isn’t the cutest one and his outfit has got to go.  I love looking at Thor, but he needs to wash his hair and it’s all about the hammer.  He needs to branch out a bit.  I like the guy with the bow.  A guy with a bow makes me think of Legolas and he is hot, so I love guys with bows.

Thomas:  Hawkeye is barely an Avenger.  I don’t even know why he’s in the movie.  Also, you are talking about how they look not the character.

Me:  Actually, I’m giving a character description, which is very important in any book or movie.  It helps you understand the character and where he’s coming from, who he is, and his goals, like maybe a shower.

Thomas:  <shakes head>

Me:  I suppose you like the chick.  What’s her name?  Black Mamba?

Thomas:  It’s Black Widow.  Black Mamba was Uma Thurman in “Kill Bill”.

Me:  I love “Kill Bill”.  She kicks the shit out of everyone.  I also think it’s funny that the “Kung Fu” guy met his match and it was a girl.  A woman will be the downfall of every good man, except he wasn’t a good man.  Well, he was in “Kung Fu”, but not in “Kill Bill”.  So I’m not sure I can think it’s funny or get excited about The Cricket getting his ass kicked.  He should also watch out for birds.  Omg, I can’t remember, does she do the pelican thing from “Karate Kid”?  This is confusing me.  What were we talking about?

Thomas:  It’s Grasshopper, and the Crane, and we were talking about Scarlett Johansson.

Me:  Right…she doesn’t really do it for me.  Why are you skipping scenes?

Thomas:  I want to watch her run?

Me:  Of course, you do.  Do you want to watch Gloria on Modern Family stir things AGAIN after you’re finished watching Scarlett run?

Thomas:  No, not like that.  You have to watch her run.  She’s probably the worst runner I have ever seen.  It’s hilarious.  It looks like it might be the first time in her life she’s ever run.

Me:  Maybe it’s her shoes.  Anyway, I think I’m going to go with Iron Man.  He has cool toys. 

Thomas:  Me too.  Iron Man and The Hulk.

Me:  The Hulk?

Thomas:  He’s hilarious!  He always wants to punch things.

Olivia:  Puny God.





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