I have found that I
need to check the "Finder" on my computer after the kids use it to
see what applications are open. I have recently been shown a video of myself
when Olivia started the video on Photo Booth and then handed me the computer. The little creep.
I am not always wearing the best outfit or even an outfit at all. I apologize in advance or for any past exposure your children have witnessed. Stupid Skype and FaceTime. I'll pay for the many years of therapy they will need.
I feel like Kim Kardashian (don't get excited, it's not a sex video, more of a women's European beach swimsuit top video), except I know I'm not going to make any money off of this video or become super famous or have my own reality television show.
On a similar note, yesterday was a "no pants driving home again" kind of day, and there was a van next to me that kept speeding up and slowing down to stay beside me and get a good view. I was finally able to place Mickey Dees napkins on my lap at the stoplight. These are the kinda guys that got excited over their mom's JcPenney catalogs when they were kids. It's only underwear. Settle down.
This is an interesting site about the reason behind (ha ha, i said "behind") the different styles of underwear (pantaloons). I may have shared this before, can't remember.
http://www.fashion-era.com/drawers-pants-combinations-knickers-fashion.htm
I'm thinking my life experiences are not quite like other people.
I am not always wearing the best outfit or even an outfit at all. I apologize in advance or for any past exposure your children have witnessed. Stupid Skype and FaceTime. I'll pay for the many years of therapy they will need.
I feel like Kim Kardashian (don't get excited, it's not a sex video, more of a women's European beach swimsuit top video), except I know I'm not going to make any money off of this video or become super famous or have my own reality television show.
On a similar note, yesterday was a "no pants driving home again" kind of day, and there was a van next to me that kept speeding up and slowing down to stay beside me and get a good view. I was finally able to place Mickey Dees napkins on my lap at the stoplight. These are the kinda guys that got excited over their mom's JcPenney catalogs when they were kids. It's only underwear. Settle down.
This is an interesting site about the reason behind (ha ha, i said "behind") the different styles of underwear (pantaloons). I may have shared this before, can't remember.
http://www.fashion-era.com/drawers-pants-combinations-knickers-fashion.htm
I'm thinking my life experiences are not quite like other people.
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