I actually wrote this post back mid-June, but have been
holding on to it for the right time.
Unfortunately, due to recent events in the news, the real news, People
Magazine, now is the right time, but it’s bitter sweet.
I think it’s always a good idea to keep your options
open. So when I saw the headline on
people.com about “The stars who date the same ‘Type”, I had to check it
out. I needed to see what ‘Type’ I need
to be to get the leading men in Hollywood.
Adam Levine likes “Models” (Hmmm, I could model for Women’s
sizes since I’m not a size 0, but looking at the pictures of the girls he dates
I don’t think that’s what he’s into.)
Here is the sad news…it was announced yesterday that Adam Levine is now
engaged and guess what…she’s a model.
Ryan Phillippe likes “Blondes” (Unfortunately, when my hair
grew back many different hair stylists informed me that I will never again be a
blonde. I guess he’s off the table.)
Leonardo DeCaprio likes “International Ladies” (Well, I’m an
All-American girl so that’s not going to work.
I like apple pie and baseball.
And McDonald’s.)
Matthew McConaughey likes “Brunettes” (This is a
possibility. I can go darker. It’s not the best shade with my skin color,
but I can make it work.)
And then there’s Ryan Gosling. He likes “Older Women” and
his co-stars. (Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! We have a winner!!!! I’m thinking an 8-year
age difference puts me right where I need to be. Now I just have to star in a movie with
him. I wonder if homemade movies count?)
Thomas told me not to post this one because it’s not one of
my better stories, but I needed to so I could include the last picture. You’re welcome girls.
Also, when was the last time I listened to Thomas?
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